early-onset-of-night:

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

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You know that feeling when you’re with somebody and it’s like, the whole world stops. You’re just happy to be with someone that can make you smile, laugh, and make you feel like you’re important. One of the best things to do is to reminisce of the first day you met, and realize just how far you’ve gotten. All the little fights and arguments have only brought you closer in the end. Love doesn’t come easy, and neither does a successful relationship. It takes time, patience, and two people who really want to make it work. It’s one of the hardest things, but the reward is the sweetest.

giellelovee:

muahahaha. omg.